FUNNY BIRTHDAY 2021

“Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”

“When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”

“Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either.”

“Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”

“Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
“To quote Shakespeare: ‘Party thine ass off!’”

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”

“On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”

“Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”

“Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

“It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”

“Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”

It’s not my fault I haven’t wished you happy birthday. I wasn’t sure that Facebook was not making an April fool’s joke on me.

The compliments of the season to my worthy masters, and a merry first of April to us all! – Charles Lamb

This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. – Mark Twain

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. – Ambrose Bierce

Yet still when the famed first of April returns… I dread the approach. – Matthew Gregory Lewis

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three-hundred and sixty-four.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. – William Shakespeare

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. – Chinese proverb

Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. – François VI de la Rochefoucault

Any your April fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad then that’s already happened to me this year.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. – Euripides

On the 1st of April Keep Calm and troll.

He who is born a fool is never cured. – Proverb

Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed. – Mark Twain

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. – Welsh Proverb

Here comes April again, and as far as I can see the world has more fools in it than ever. – Charles Lamb

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me. – Robert Fros