BIRTHDAY CARD WISHES (BIRTHDAY WISHES)
AN INSIGHTFUL QUOTE.
- “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
- —Abraham Lincoln
- “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” —C.S. Lewis
- “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” —Plautus
- “We turn not older with years, but newer every day.” —Emily Dickinson
- “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” —Tolkien
- “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” —William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
- “The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.” —English Proverb
- “It takes a long time to become young.” —Pablo Picasso
Birthday Card Messages For Mum
- Mum, on your birthday it’s time to sit back and relax, put up your feet and let dad take care of everything!
- You made every birthday growing up the most fun, so I hope I make yours extra special this year!
- Happy Birthday mum! You deserve a day as special as you!
- Mum, you’re my shining star! This birthday, you’ll be spoilt rotten!
- You’re the very best mum in the world so today you’ll be treated like a queen!
- Happy Birthday mum
- Thank you for being my rock. Happy Birthday mum!
- Mums like you are a rare treasure! Happy Birthday!
Birthday Card Messages For Dad
- Today is the right time for me to say, how grateful I am to you for always showing me the way. Happy Birthday, Dad!
- To me you’re more than just a dad, you’re my hero, inspiration and best friend. Happy Birthday!
- Great fathers like you are one in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!
- Not only am I lucky to have you as my father, but I am happy to have you as my friend. Happy Birthday!
- Congratulations on the anniversary of your 18th birthday! You are still so young, Dad.
- They say that with age comes wisdom. So, Happy Birthday to one of the wisest people I know!
- Happy Birthday to a dad that I’m only slightly afraid of turning into!
Funny Birthday Quotes
1. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
2. Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.
3. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
4. There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
5. Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
6. The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.
7. Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.
8. The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.
Birthday Card Messages For Sons
- From the minute you were born, you’ve been my whole world. Happy Birthday, son!
- You make us proud every day, Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to my bundle of joy!
- I didn’t give you the gift of life. Life gave me the gift of you. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday to a son who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself!
Funny Old Age Wishes
1. Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!
2. Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
3. Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…
4. If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.
5. Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!
6. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!
7. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!
8. Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!
9. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
10. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.
11. We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.
12. Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!
13. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
14. Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing?
15. Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!
16. Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!
17. I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.
Birthday Card Messages For Daughters
- Happy Birthday to our sweet little princess!
- Happy Birthday my darling daughter!
- To our favourite girl in the whole world, your birthday is truly special to us, Happy Birthday!
- You are our most precious gift. Happy Birthday to the best daughter in the whole wide world!
- You never cause us any trouble, that’s why you’re our favourite child.
- Happy Birthday to my bundle of joy!
Funny Birthday Wishes
1. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
2. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
3. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
4. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
5. On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
6. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
7. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
8. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
9. Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
10. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
11. Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night ????
12. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
13. Congratulations on getting slightly older!
14. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!
Birthday Messages For Sisters/Brothers
- A sister is a friend for life! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
- You’re good looking, awesome, and funny…it kind of runs in the family…
- I hope I look as good as you when I get to your age! Happy Birthday big brother/sister!
- Happy Birthday to mum and dad’s second favourite kid.
- You made it easy for me to be the favourite child. Happy Birthday!
