GIDAN UNCLE COMPLETE HAUSA NOVEL

“Mene abin kunya Babyn Uncle bayan Allah ya wankeni daga zargi su Daddy da Hajiya da duk wani meyimin kallon fasiqi azzalumi ya shaida Abdulhameed ba fasiqi bane halattaciyar gonarsa yakewa ban ruwa wadda yake burin ta fitar masa da iri me kyau da zaiyi alfahari dashi Umaimah ni Mijinki ne da aka bani auranki aure mafi daraja da daukaka a duniya ta Abba yabar wasiyyar aurena dake awa daya kafin barinsa duniya Mama tayimin bushara da bani auranki 25 minutes kafin barinta duniya sannan Kaka ya auramin ke 12 kafin barinsa duniya Umaimah waye ya sami wannan gatan kafin ni a duniya nine wanda rayuka suka fita suna burin kasancewata a matsayin da nake kai yanzu kuma Allah ya tabbatar dani sannan na samu zuciyar wacce aka dorani linzamin da zanci gaba da jan ragamar rayuwarta free babu digon so da tausayin wani bawa a cikinta bayanni Umaimah inasonki sonda bantaba yima wata halitta irinsa ba a duniya ina burin rayuwa dake rayuwa ta har abada wacce babu baqin ciki a cikinta zanyi farin ciki idan kikayi farin ciki da wannan lkcn Umaimah kinji”

Tunda ya fara mgnr take kuka har ya gama kukanta qaruwa yakeyi sosai rungumeta yayi sosai a jikinsa yanajin tsananin tausayinta da haushin kansa daya boye mata matsayinsa a gurinta tun gabanin wannan lkcn, ajiyar zuciya ta rinqa saukewa me ratsa zuciya bai qyaleta ba har saida yaji tayi shiru ya dago fuskarta a hankali ya dora harshensa saman kuncinta yana lashe Mata hawayen ta sake shigewa jikinsa sosai tanajin ninkin tausayin Uncle din nata tabbas da ace tasan ita matarsa ce tun farko da bata barshi a halin da yake ciki ba da bazata taba barin hawayensa ya zuba a qasa ba da batayi sanya wajan kula da mijinta ba a hankali yace “kinajin abinda nakeji game dake Babyn Uncle?”

Yayi Mata tambayar da wata rikitacciyar murya, daga masa kai tayi alamun eh yaja wani numfashi me qarfi yace “zanyi duk abinda ya dace wajan ganin mun kasance tare har abada Babyn Uncle ki kula da Mijinki don Allah ni nakine ke kadai” daga masa kai ta kumayi yace “yawwa matata Allah yayi miki albarka” shafa qasan mararta yayi ya kalleta sosai yace “jinin ya tsaya ko?” Saurin kada masa kai tayi yayi murmushi yace “tsoro kikeji ko?” Sake daga masa kai tayi ya sake rungumeta sosai yace “to ki daina zaki iya dani sosai nagani a qwayar idonki wifey kema jaruma ce dama sabodani aka halicce ki bazan fi qarfinki ba kinji” hanunta ya kama ya saki tazugen wandonsa ya tura hanunta ciki ya dorashi saman joystick dinsa ya saki wani nishin dadi yace “ahhhhh! Bab..by kiyimin yanda zan samu sauqi kinji don Allah wlh Ina cikin matsala da gaske kaka takeyi tunda nayi aure shekara bakwai penis dina bai taba kwanciya yanda ya kamata ba saboda baya samun nutsuwar da yake buqata ban taba samun gamsuwar jima’i ba sai lkcn dana kusanceki wlh har tsoro nake kada feelings ya kasheni Umaimah ina tsananin buqatar kusanci da mace bazan iya rayuwa babu mace ba a yanzu haka idan bazakiyimin yanda zan samu sauqi ba wlh bazankai safe lfy ba don Allah ki taimakeni Babyn Uncle”

Tureshi tayi ta miqe da sauri ya ruqota yace “kada kiyimin haka don girman Allah” yana mgn jikinsa yana bari shammatarsa tayi ta fusge hanunta ta shige bathroom din da gudu ta kullo ya tashi a galabaice ya nufi bathroom din yana turawa a hankali saboda tsoron kada yaran su tashi yana cewa “please is please Baby ki bude wlh bazan shigeki ba wasa kawai just ones don Allah please ba…by” ta tsorata da yanda taji muryarsa na hardewa amma bazata iya wannan rashin kunyar tasa ba a gdansu yace zai qwaqwule ta ita ta rasa wanne irin mutum ne shi da baya gudun abin mgn tun yana qwanqwasa bathroom din da qarfinsa har yayi qasa yana riqe cikinsa yana nishi me wahala yana fadin “ahhh…washhh…ba…b..y…ki..ki bud….” Shiru taji yayi tana tsaye a jikin qofar tana jiyo gurnaninsa yana wani irin abu da batasan mene ba, ji tayi an bude qofar dakin da sauri muryar Daddy taji ya zabga salati yana fadin “babana me…meye hakan meye ya sameka ya salam Hajiya zo kigani Abdulhameed zai mutu…”

A tsorace ta bude qofar daidai lkcn Hajiya ta shigo dakin da gudu tana salati a guje Umaimah ta Isa gabansa a bala’in firgice ta rungumeshi ta saki wani kuka me gunji tana fadin “na shiga uku zan kasheshi da kaina Uncle Hameed ka tashi don Allah kada ka mutu wlh na yarda zanyi maka abinda kakeso ka tashi Uncle don Allah ka tashi kaji Yaya na kada ka mutu ka barni kaima…” Tana mgnr tana jijjigashi amma Ina sai wani irin nishi yakeyi yana fitar da wata kumfa a bakinsa hannunsa dafe da mararsa Kay wannan rana iyalan gdan Alh Adamu Hameed Shuwa sunga tashin hankali ranga ranga aka daukeshi aka kaishi asibiti cikin rashin hayyaci duk yanda momy taso Umaimah ta zauna a gda taqi zama kuka kawai takeyi tanabinsu duk inda sukayi dashi ba mala’iku ba ita kanta ta tsinewa kanta yafi a qirga saboda tasan da ace tayi masa abinda yake so da hakan bata faru dashi ba, suna zuwa asibitin NSRW din likitansu Dr Saleem ya duqufa a kansa saida yayi masa duk wani taimako da zaiyi masa sannan ya fito ya kalli Daddy ya kirashi office dinsa saida suka zauna ya dubeshi yace.

“Alh danka Hameed yana da qarfin sha’awa wlh wannan ba shine karo na farko dana karbeshi a irin wannan halin ba matarsa tasha kirana na tarar dashi a haka wanda ba komaine yakeja masa hakanba face tsananin feeling gsky Alh wannan karon abun yayi tsananin da idan baku daukar masa mataki ba zaku iya rasashi gaba daya” wasu hawaye ne suka zubo mawa Daddy “Hameed yayi gadon ubansa Ahmad mahaifin matarsa Umaimah Ahmad ne me irin wannan qaddararriyar sha’awar me neman kai mutum lahira” ya fada tare da miqewa yace “akwai mafita Dr Saleem dole mu bashi matarsa yaje su qarata kafin mu rasashi shima” yana fadin haka ya miqe ya fita ya dubi Hajiya yace “zamu iya tafiya gda ki kira matarsa ki fada mata halin da yake ciki kada taga shiru” wayarta ta dauka ta Kira layin Sadiya hartai ring ta katse bata dagaba Saida ta Kira sau uku sannan ta daga cikin bacci Hajiya tace “auke har damar bacci kika samu Mijinki babu lfy yana asibiti” tsaki tayi tace “wannan ku ta shafa shi ya sani inma mutuwa yayi”

Tana fadin haka ta kashe wayarta mamaki sosai ya kashe Hajiya lallai da gaskene sai anyi yunwa hali yake fitowa wannan wacce irin matace Hameed yake zaune da ita a kirata a fada mata mijinta bashida lfy amma tace babu ruwanta ga yayanta batasan halin da suke ciki ba amma ko a jikinta bacci ma takeyi hankali kwance, da wannan tunanin Daddy ya fito riqe da hanun Hameed din suka shiga mota suka nufi gdansa saida suka saukeshi a gda Daddy da Hajiya suka kama hanunsa suka shigar dashi har gda har yanzu gdan kaca² yake da gilasai ga kayan nan na dakin Umaimah a wulaqance, Hajiya ce ta kalleshi da sauri tace “Hameed meye ya faru da gdanka haka?” Kawar dakai yayi ya nufi dakinsa saida suka tabbatar da ya kwanta Hajiya ta shiga kitchen din tashin hankalin data tarar a kitchen din ya bata mamaki kitchen din kamar bola takardu ledoji kwanuka dukka gasunan barkatai bude fregde din tayi ta dauko ruwa hatta cup din saida ta wanke sannan ta dawo ta bashi maganin yasha sannan sukayi masa sallama suka tafi a mota suka tarar da Umaimah zuciyarta cike da tsoro gani take kamar Aunty Sadiya zata fito ta ritsata.