KWARATA RETURN 10
Cass² coss….. Gaba ɗaya class in idon kowa ya koma kan Mai gilashi. Tana tafe tana wata irin girza mai tada hankali ta huro kwan cingom ta ciki ta hankaɗe kanta sama ga ƙaton gilashinta ya cinye rabin fuskarta. Duk lokacin data ajiye ƙafarta domin taka tazara wurin tafiya sai kaji kacau , tana ɗagawa zakaji ta sake wani irin kuka cauu coss , buɗe hannayenta tayi kamar zata rumgume wani take cewa. Aini kwarƙwassa ce tashi mai gida da gidanshi. Turnuƙuƙiy faɗan ibilas yaron idan baka sha duka ba kasha ƙura. Zama tayi a saman decks ta fara kirara kanta tana coka ma wani malami zagi. Malamin dake cikin ajinmu yace mata ta fita…..? Sch bag inta ta ɗauka ta fara tako. Wai su sune jihar katsina , kuma taurari a cikin duk wata jaha dake nigeria , tana alfahiri da karuwancinta domin shi ya kaitagacin nasara , tana alfahiri da tarihinta tana bugun ƙirjinta da zuwa nahihohin afirika da tayi ta silar kasuwancinta , duk wanda ya nemi ya ƙalubalantar mata sana’a zata sa a ɓatar dashi a gari. Malamin yace ta fita karta mishi ranshin kunya…..
Saida ta fita gaban aji ta kallo “yan kilas tace. Duk ɗalibi ko ɗalibar dake ajin nan wai tasan asalin kowa da tarinhin rayuwarshi har principal , shima malam dake tsaye tasan ko ƙafa nawa ne da ɗigo nawa na gidanshi {{ ƙarshen sani kenan }}. Kuma duk marecen ranar lahadin ko wane sati yana bi ta wurin gidan “yanci yana wucewa. Malam ci gaba yayi da rubuta babu a saman allo. Tsoki Mai gilashi tayi cewa idan yace ƙarya ne sai in faɗa mishi cikin motar da yake zuwa…. {{ furuci ne na “yan tasha , tana nufin karuwanshi , shi ya gane yaren amma “yan aji basu fahimci yaren ba sai mu damu ka ɗan karanta karatun bariki }} yo ai mu munsan komai wallahi shiru kawai muke muna ƙyalewa , wallahi babu wanda ya isa yasa naci gurasa inta wani wahalar da kaina wurin neman kayan haɗi ni ba mayunwaciya ba , ra’ayi ne abun ba muradi ba , bana ra’ayinta ne kwata² bare inci ta wahala tayi ta gurjemin makoshi , masu ra’ayi sai su siya suci ko ba ƙuli nasu ra’ayin ne ansa a haka tunda duniyar tana da faɗi biyan buƙata ga masu buƙata. Ba dalili na tattauna goro ni banci sigari ba , “yan aji…… ? Iye , shin ana dole ? A , a , gaba ɗaya suka ansa matsuwa da rashin wadatuwar muhalli kesa masu bada gidajen haye faɗa girman gidajensu dan suyi kasuwa. Amma a tunani na ra’ayi ne rayuwa ɗaki ɗaya da wani , babu abinda zaija min haɗiyar kwaɗo ina kallon kifi. Kuma bari mutum ya sake kai ƙarata yaga yadda zansa shi biya karatun bebe dan a tafiyar ai ba dole , kuɗi mutum yake bayarwa a bashi ɗaki a hotel idan har aka samu matsalar ruwan bayi ko rashin wadatuwar hasken wutar lantarki ƙorafi yake a canja mishi wani. Da lafiyata bani rayuwar tsohon gida bare rufin daya sha “yan dabaru ya faɗo ya kasheni. Kallon rainin wayau tayi mishi tare da cewa wutar lantarkinka bata da haske idan an hana kuwwa ai ba’a hana tsalle ba. Ka , taga ni anan nasan inda zan tarfaka.Tana faɗin haka tabar ajin. Shi kuma malam ya fara zage² yana fidda mutane waje.
Nima gaggaɓewa nayi da dariya , na farko dai su matan aure ba’a dukansu kuma ba’a zaginsu , ƙa’idar makarantar ne saida a haɗasu da mazajensu suja musu kunne idan kuma aka wonasu da yawa za’a koresu daga makarantar. Ci gaba nayi da dariya sosai ina kallon Malam domin dai maganganu ne masu zafi ta faɗa mishi a hikimance irin tasu ta “yan tasha. Kenan shi malam yakai tayin kasuwarshi ne wa Mai gilashi taƙi yadda , kamar yadda take nufi bai da gudun tafiyar dokin da take so , shine taƙi ansar tayinshi shi kuma yakaita ƙara yana goga mata laifin ƙarya….. Kallona yayi tare da cewa nima in fita in bar mishi aji. Ta window Mai gilashi ta leƙo tare da cewa fito in baki labarin yadda yake tafiyar da nashi dillanci. Cewa yayi in zauna. Ƙin zama nayi na fice waje nima , ina tahowa yace zan faɗawa mijinki kin fara abokai marasa tarbiya. Daga waje Mai gilashi tace shima Malamin baida ita…..
Har na fita waje ina dariya , dariya Mai gilashi tayi tare da cewa ɗan iska tsoho ɗan nakusa exp kai….. ? Ɗan an rubutamin best before ritayar….. Ta ƙunduma wata irin ashariya ta “yan tasha masu lasi. Leƙowa yayi yace mu tashi daga nan. Kallona yayi yace wallahi saiya faɗawa mijina iskancin da nakeyi. Mai gilashi tace kafi zuciya sauri kuma duk saina tona muku asiri , ni zan turo nawa shugaban har makarantar sai yasa an rufe munafikan banza kuci tuwon gidanku kuci na kasuwa , na makarantar ma dan haɗama duk sai kun cinye ku uwayen zalama. Ƙara kakkaɓewa nayi da dariya , nan ma magana ce mai jimla ta faɗamishi. Baiyi magana ba ya koma ciki ita kuma ta fara magana…
Izzar karuwanci ake gaya miki Sultana. Karuwanci na ni bana matsuwa bane ba. Na ƙara isa ne da neman suna sai inji nakai wata shegiya. Ga ciyamomi , sanatoci ministoci ham shaƙan “yan kasuwa kiga an nuno kamilin mutum a talabijin yana ta wani bubbuɗe ido dana ganshi nasan na shanye rubutun nayi gaba. Nayi mu’amula da mutanen dani bana iya lissafosu adadin yawansu amma ina da jerin sunayen duk namiji daya haɗa ƙirji dani , sassauta murya tayi cewa idan aka fiddo dubun maza a garin nan ai inaji ɗaiɗaiku ne banja zariar wandonsu ba…… Tsoki tayi cikin takaici tace amma har yanzu gwamnatin jaha bata san da zamana ba. Fashewa Mai gilashi tayi da kuka tana cewa Allah yasa kar in mutum ban shiga cikin talabijin ba , a nuno ni a matsayin tantiriyar karuwar data buwayi kowa a gari. Nidai kawai a jinjina min shine burina , idan ba da list ina zan tafi ba saina faɗo sunan kowa ta yadda lungu da saƙo idan na wuce ansan nima nakai jajirtacciyar karuwa.
Kidai ci bugun banza , dan duk wanda kika faɗo sunan Babanshi da sunan kin zare inajin kafin ki fito daga gidan talabijin ɗin katsina gaba ɗayanta ta haɗu. Yadda ake sara na nuna cewa saidai kiji ance attakabir wallahi gunduwa² zasuyi miki gawarki ma kanta baratayi kyan gani ba. Jakarta ta buɗe ta ɗauko leda mai layi² tana cewa sai ince duk subi layi……. Idan zasu sassarekin ? Ke ana maganar arziƙi kina san kawo min mutuwa wallahi , mtsww anshi nan ni kinji.
Ansa nayi na buɗe , wasu irin duwatsu ne masu masifar kyau kalar burgewa. Meye wannan ? Jigida ce banza. Jigida haka kuma ? Ey mana , irin ta saman ƙuguna ce , sirrin jaka sai kin ɗaura a ƙugunki. Ke ina kika samota ne ? Karki ɗaukeni wawiyar layi kinji. Buɗo idanuwa tayi sosai tace wanna jigidar babbar sirri ce , idan na fara lissafo miki “yan wasan data ciyomin zakisha mamaki gwargwadon yadda kikayi ɗimuwa. Ba katako bane banza duwatsu ne na sirrin rayuwa. Kinga wannan jigidar idan basai ta hana mijinki fitar dare ba kice bamai madubi nake ba. Da ɗan yanayin tsoro nace jigidar magani ce ? Kusa dani ta matso sosai tare da cewa magano…. Maganin ƙaniya… ? Ba’a wanka da ita na farko kenan , sannan na biyunsu ba’a kwanciya da namiji da ita. Maɓalli gareta kawai ɓallewa zaki idan zaki shigar jami’ar gadon aure. Amma mu masuyi dan kasuwa muna kwanciya da ita ne dan ƙararta itace ke buga kwalwar maza a taƙaice. Idan dai kin kwanta da ita tou lallai karkiyi wanka da ita domin kina bata ruwan wanka ta tashi aiki…..
